Tomorrow I will get my 100th period.
Iä! Hail Menstrual cup Cthulhu: Keeper
of the dark and horrible secrets of womanhood!
* I have a condition called menorrhagia, from the Greek words "men" meaning "month" and "rhegnynai" meaning "to burst forth"! It can also be called "having your period all the fucking time" and "God hates you"! I have to take birth control pills to stop from having my period every day of the month! AWESOME!
* Menstrual flow isn't just blood! It's skin from the inside of the uterus too! And CLOTS! Over my life, I've bled about 500 ounces of it!
* Menstrual blood can be all shades of red, but also black and brown!
* It is impossable to wear a tampon and take a shit at the time!