Oh snap!

Oct 19, 2004 16:49

As absoulutly none of you know, I am a STUDENT OF PSYCHOLOGY. That's "study of the mind" bitches! I am also a student of philosophy and art. I also recently paid 150 dollars for a test that told me I was at a fourth grade level in math.

One of the perks of being a STUDENT OF PSYCHOLOGY is looking at all the surrealist paintings that are always in any book dealing with mind-shit:



You also get to look at confusing diagrams:


When my teacher gave me this, I giggled but he then explained that this was actually a picture that was supposed to teach us something and could not be what ever we wanted it to, like the others we just viewed. I said OF COURSE it was different because those drawings were all of copulating dragonfiles and zebras eatting penises and this was, obviously, a drawing of a titty omelet.

So I'm taking some time off of salvating at ringing bells and thinking about the sex lives of mythological Greeks to give you a little crash course in the wonderful, the fantasic, the supersexy
MASLOW'S HIERARCHY OF NEEDS (needs, needs, needs...)



HOLY FUCK ISN'T THAT SO EXCITING THAT YOU JUST WANT TO PISS YOUR PANTS?! Doesn't that answer all your questions about everything? It's supposed to help you survive on a deserted island; you start on the bottom, work your way up and eventually you have a functioning utopian society, an awesome treehouse and a telephone made out of a coconut. If you start on the wrong level, you just sit around masturbating until you starve to death. I'm glad Mr. Maslow came up with this, because if he didn't, I would have had to and mine would have looked like this:

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