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Jul 22, 2004 00:25

Excuse me, Emil? ( A word please )

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Ugg, putain! andalusiandog July 21 2004, 21:46:46 UTC
I will address it. I will address it with a...how you say..."SUCK IT". How’s do you like them appelles, as the Matt Damon say. (I am learning the English. My tutor say I am approving quickly.)

My private doodles are my own private business and I do not enjoy you putting it up on the interweb for everyone to see. And how would you like it if someone was always with the copying of you, hmmm? Always taking the credit for all your ideas? You be angry and you would DOODLE on your anger, damn et! It is productive!

And don’t you DARE talk about Mona. My love for Mona is as much love I will ever have for another and until she understands this and returns to our love-bed (I’ve kept it made up the way we like it: plenty kinky), she’s going to get nonsense love poems by post every month, sealed with a kiss.

Can you at least give me one of the nail brushes from the bottle? I like them. It is hard to find them tiny enough for my little paws.

And those oatmeal pies taste like SHIT. I’ll buy my own, thank you, once I can find a decent pastry shop in this dungheap of culture tu call a town.

Bonne nuit. Or “Oíche mhaith” as your backwards island ancestors would have said.

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