Jan 29, 2010 22:46
Call received today:
Dumb Bitch: I'm here at the vending machine, and it just took my mone. It didn't even give me my stuff!
Me: Ok no problem, just go to the Bursars office and theyll give you a refund
Dumb Bitch: Ugh! I have to walk ALL THE WAY to the bursars office!
Me:..................You do if you want your money back
Dumb Bitch: God! Fine.
Seriously? What my solution is not good enough for you? What do you want me to do talk to the machine for you, convince it to hand you your shit? How's this: How about I smash your fucking head right through the vending machine. Then you can get your shit! Wont be able to eat it due to lack of teeth and a broken jaw, but who ever said life is fair.