public (private) service announcement

[anborn]

Hi.

Anborn is lonely.

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[theofallan]

Is he? Theofallan is developing a nervous tick from the overly small children.

[anborn]

He is. I know how that is. Everytime I hear the name 'Gollum' my left eye twitches like an epileptic raver with a pacifier in their mouth overdosing under a strobe light.

Maybe you need a vacation.

[theofallan]

That funny looking fucker that molests my brother? I think he'd make some good slippers. You know, this kids are small enough for me to step on like chipmunks... er.

Yes.

A vacation would be so lovely. I might actually get some work done then.

[anborn]

I never thought of that. But sometimes I chuckle to myself about how he and Yoda and ET could be related and it would be cute in a disgusting way um... Chipmunks. Yes.

I know a nice place near Lothlorien.

[theofallan]

They all do resemble little green turds with speech problems. Hmm.

Hobbits evolved from chipmunks. Trust me on this. Or hamsters, possibly.

How nice?

[anborn]

Yep.

I thought Salmar.. oh, right!

Ridiculously expensive beautiful nice?

[theofallan]

Creationism is a joke. We all evolved. There's evidence everywhere. The gods LIE.

Hmm. How's the company?

[anborn]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. Wholly. Completely. Those lying Valar!! Heh.

It would actually just be me. Or something.

[theofallan]

Yes. I need to educate the world.

That doesn't sound too bad at all.

[anborn]

And I need to shoot lots of things full of arrows and follow Faramir around.

That is very noble of you.

Well um, I... want to leave today?

[theofallan]

Noble, shnoble. I just want to win some sort of award.

Ahaha. Excellent. Let us be off. I just want to kick a rodent creature first...

[anborn]

That makes more sense.

Great :)