My mission, should I choose to accept it, (which I do) is:
to father the children all of these very lovely royal ladies. Y'know, if they want. Maybe even him too. Y'know, if he wants.

Semolina pilchard.
Would anyone like to be my fourth mun? I'm bored of this one.

( Look at me! I have a new friend! Her name is Mildred. She likes pears. )

WOE!!!

Um.

Ekkaira is cute, eheheh.

That is all.

I'd just like to state to anyone he's seen the movie Wilde, that that is NOT me in it. I am not the rentboy.

I like his hat.

BUT IT'S NOT ME.

Thank you.

I am having those reccurring dreams where Gollum trys to mess up my hair and hit me with a fish and then i proceed to kill him with a stick ( Read more... )

OH FUCK.

*scatters some roses about, acts suave and shit*

And this top hat is really messing up my hair, goddamit.

I'm coming up man-sized ( Read more... )

I am going for a walk with Faramir.


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