Meme

[anarchicq]

"Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them."
My fandoms:
Heroes, X-Men, The Darkness, Oz, Six Feet under, Sailor Moon, Boogiepop Phantom, Silent Hill, Generation X, Devil Hunter Yohko, Bleach (pre Arancarr arc), Hellsing, Poison Elves, Dark Crystal

My own creations:
Elven

Comments

[rantinan]

Becasue they make my braines hurt just thinking about them.... CROSSOVER FICS!

1) Seras Victoria/Jubilee Crossover non sexual lez romance
2) Cast of OZ/Cast of sailor moon orgy fic!
3) Anything Silent hill/Dark crystal hang on tpyramid head working as an "enforcer" for the sekesies (sp?) actualy sorta works

[anarchicq]

Yaaay I only have to write one of these. And only a snippit.

The culling was simple, so very simple. And it was easier still when they augmented his helmet with a dirty yet translucent scale of the crystal.

The ten cruel skeksis, could see all that there Enforcer could see through that little two way view-master. They could watch as the pyramid headed monstrosity commanded the Garthem, sending waves upon waves into the gelfling villages. Some of the voyeuristic skeksis found themselves salivating while vicariously taking part in the genocide. One of the 'fairer' skeksis, SkekEkt, actually flinched in a sort of disgust as a rusty coloured splash of blood hit the stone upon the Enforcer's helmet. The slave master by contrast, hollered with sadistic glee.

And just because I can...

Sailor Saturn's warm, damp tongue left soothing little kitten licks along the scar on Alvarez's sculpted cheekbone, shuttering as he took her innocence.

[anarchicq]

P says:
OOH! OOH! Jubes has gotta save clair from Sylar instead of Peter Patrelli!
And then... the oral sex.

[rantinan]

But but... Not teh orals sex! teh mutant powered strapon!

[usagivindaloo]

I'll throw my hat in the crossover ring too. ;-)

1) Pyramid Head/Hotaru Tomoe. That suggestion alone just broke my brain. o_O
2) Claudia from SH3 talks shop with Queen Beryl. Bonus points for NON SEXUAL LEZ ROMANCE. ;-)
3) Senshi vs. X-MEN, TO THE DEATH!

Yes, my knowledge of your fandoms is pretty much limited to all Sailor Moon and a smidgen of SH and X-Men, shut up. ;-)

[anarchicq]

umm..."talks shop"?
What does that even mean?

[usagivindaloo]

Ah, "talks shop" tends to refer to chatting about a shared hobby or, more often, career/career type. So Claudia and Queen Beryl "talking shop" might be discussing the ins and outs of being a female villain, or messing with 15 year olds, or who knows what. If that's still too vague, you can just have the two of them talking to each other. ^^

[anarchicq]

"Henshins!" Spat out Beryl venomously, slamming her teacup down on the delicate chinese saucer with a loud clink and causing the milky and sugarsweet tea to splash over the side. "It's always the henshins that bring the downfall! Foiling my plans! One wave of a magic wand and somehow-...Somehow-..."She sputtered, choaking on her own rage