I think my children have been replaced by evil aliens intent on making me go insane.  I swear it.

My broom has disappeared.  I've checked everywhere.  In every room.  It's gone.  HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SWEEP THE FLOORS SO I CAN CLEAN THEM?!?!

And, more importantly, why do they do this?  Why do INSIST on NEVER putting ANYTHING away ( Read more... )