Whilst watching the Food Network this morning, I finally figured out why I'm so enamored of that Geico gecko....

He's a little, tiny, bug-eyed, green version of Jaime Oliver.

"Lufly, lufly, lufly...."

I couldn't help myself, OK?

I just couldn't.

Make your own here

( Cutting from the beginning because I'm going to be a bitch right from the git, so don't click.... )

Well, not quite. It wasn't quite that bad.

( I mean, it did involve an open flame and the smoke detector, but it was never out of control...MUCH... )