Little Bits of Fanon

[anadapta0801]

Not so much 'vewy sewious Who fanon' as 'things it amuses me to imagine are true'.

1. Eight's hair is a wig, just like the Master's beard is glued on.

2. Crispy wears ladies' underwear under that robe. It's lacy.

3. Five once shaved his eyebrows off in a fit of pique and they never grew back.

4. Six has weak hearts, which had respective attacks when

Comments

[zaftiq]

You know...#8 is really rather thoughtful. It reminds me of this time Ryan tried to make noodles at work, and a paper towel got in there. They were still noodles--just with pieces of paper towel in them.

[anadapta0801]

I will forever think of Eight as noodles with pieces of paper towel in them now. And, well, having to ignore ill-advised canon is as bad as retcons, a middle way needs to be found.

[roachpatrol]

Yes to #9! SO MUCH YES.

(also I read number #3 out to Lady Yate-Xel and she added 'and no one noticed, anyway, right?')

[anadapta0801]

You can always trust Time Lords to take things way too far. The Death Zone? Just a big version of those shoot-the-duck games you get at fairgrounds.
Five totally buys all those hair regrowth tonics for balding men, and rubs them intently into his brows.

[dragontamer363]

tee hee.
i choose to believe that these are all true :3