Hey there!

( General Chatter )

I like it when friends keep the email forwards short & sweet:

A condom tells a tampon, "you always take my job for a week."
The Tampon says, "yeah but when you fuck up, I lose my job for 9 months!"

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah!

So. I have a really bad habit of reading a book until I pass out or finish it. Not such a good thing when you have work to do in the morning. So no book for me. I figured a few short fanfic stories would fill the void, so I was trolling for some fanfic to wind down with for the evening. Big mistake.

Fanfic Pet-peeves:

1. Seriously, is it that hard ( Read more... )

My best friend sent this to me. Had to share.

( True Friendship )

All my love to my flist.
Merry Chistmas to those of you on my flist that celebrate!

I have decided to be a lemming. All the cool kids are doin' it! Please comment with your address to this post if you would like a Christmas/Holiday card from me. Comments are screened (just double-checked) for this post. Thanks!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR JUDY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

My Personality

Neuroticism

66
Extraversion

57 ( Read more... )