'Gym teacher', huh? This town has some bizarre sense of humor. Who in the world would think I'd be good with kids?

[. . .]

At least this explains why I was the only man without a job this summer. Alright, I'll do it; may as well make the best of it. Anyone assigned as a student: you can spend your time doing ordinary gym activities, whatever ( Read more... )

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Dear! Where has all of my shampoo gone? I had bought three bottles just the other day, but now they're nowhere to be found!

I'm on the phone.

Oh, I'm sorry! I'll get back to you when you're finished. I can't imagine I went through all of that shampoo so quickly...Is there anyone that could help me with a bit of a foolish problem? I need to learn ( Read more... )

[First, a quick call.I was going to ask this before everything this last week had gone down, but if there is any sort of resistance group here then I'd like to hear from any of its members. I didn't have much of a chance to talk to those that staged the attack a few days ago, so I never caught any names ( Read more... )

Anyone care to explain what that was on the television today? Sorry if it's common around here, but I'm a bit new.

[Phone call starts here.]

--my head? Augh, it feels like a space station dropped on--

...Right. If that's the case, where am I? I couldn't have survived. This doesn't look like...was I revived again? How far into the future this time?

...Ciel, I wonder if you're...

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