Oh... hmm... I seem to have a letter written on me... how did that get there?

Was someone writing on me while I was sleeping? I don't have a mustache drawn on my face, do I?

Oh bother...

[ooc; "L" for loitering ^__^]

[A little old woman's voice comes over the network.]

Oh my... does anyone know how long this is supposed to last...? I'm fairly easy-going on most things, but after being a man for over sixty years there are some things I just can't just get used too...

Oh bother... everything is sagging too...

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UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ooc; this is what he gets for eating all that free food >>]