Column #1

[an_metaphor]

My employer, Rob, is a funny guy. He is fairly vulgar, but vulgarity rarely bothers me. Also, day in and day out, every chance he gets he provides me with advice, advice which I intend to share with you. So every day I receive a new piece of advice I will post it on here. I found this one to be quite humorous.

Rob's Advice Column #1:
"Don't go knockin' up chicks"

Well, that is it for today, I love you all and God bless.

-Alex