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Well, I'm home. Saying goodbye to Sam today was the most difficult thing I've ever done. I must have cried for an hour, my dad looked so uncomfortable. Now I feel numb, like someone's ripped all the emotions out of me... which is almost better than the incredible heartache I've been feeling for the last three days (yes, including during the party
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2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you're my friend.
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you're my friend.
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
xxoerica
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