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[amyjae]

Ew dude, so I'm never going to the McDonald's down the street again.  They gave me a small fry instead of a medium,  and I was gonna let it slide, but I let too many things slide, so I went inside and told them, you know, I ordered that and I got this.  So the guy takes the fries that I'm giving back to him and THROWS THEM BACK INTO THE FRYER.  Who recycles french fries!?  Like seriously, I definitely had my hand all up in them to jack a few before I brought them in, too (free fries for my troubles, shush.) and I know MY hands are clean thanks to my obsession with sanitizer, but what if I was someone else who didn't pay attention to important things like washing my hands!  What if I was flinging mud at people, picking up roadkill, giving someone a handjob, etc, and then I touched those fries?
Basically

Handjob --> fries --> back in fryer --> YOUR MOUTH.

I am so disgusted, ew ew ew.