I'm coming to terms with last night
After being mortified for a better part of the day, I've decided to just kinda face the fact that I was a total drunk idiot last night and shit happens, nothing I can do about it now, except never do it again.
Funny IMs and Away Messages regarding my drunk ass
I love my mom
MaestraPb: you are very smart and have a great head on your shoulders
AmyJ 637: funny you should say that, i'm starting to think that may not be true, i kinda made an ass of myself last night, you would not have been proud
MaestraPb: what did you do...who did you beat up
Annie's away message
2 Mickey's tall cans: $5
Bar tab at Ben's: $34
Bar tab at Dirtbag's: $...Amy was too drunk to know what her tab was
Lentils on your pillowcase at 3 in the afternoon: $4 persian meal
Amy almost getting arrested: priceless. And genius. Pure genius.
Funny IMs and Away Messages regarding my drunk ass
I love my mom
MaestraPb: you are very smart and have a great head on your shoulders
AmyJ 637: funny you should say that, i'm starting to think that may not be true, i kinda made an ass of myself last night, you would not have been proud
MaestraPb: what did you do...who did you beat up
Annie's away message
2 Mickey's tall cans: $5
Bar tab at Ben's: $34
Bar tab at Dirtbag's: $...Amy was too drunk to know what her tab was
Lentils on your pillowcase at 3 in the afternoon: $4 persian meal
Amy almost getting arrested: priceless. And genius. Pure genius.