is why I can't listen to certain songs in the car.

I can't make this stuff up.  seriously.

It's a bit snowy this morning and I come home to find a van crashed into the telephone pole at the end of my driveway.  Front end destroyed.  Check it out and everyone is mobile and fine, refusing to sit down and let me have a peek.  Offer them a warm spot to wait for the cops, but police show up prior to ( Read more... )

Seriously.

Ok, so we've established that there's health reasons behind it. Yah yah... apparently old farmhouses aren't the best place for someone relatively fragile like me to be. Whatever

But wow.

Today, the other girl in the house, or as I call her "Crazy Connie from upstairs", has been hanging out with her new man. So the day's been punctuated ( Read more... )

So Mister "i'm too impatient to apparently think", on what planet exactly does there exist a situation in which the crosswise traffic's left turns complete and your left turns then get to go??  I'll give you a hint, it's nooooowhere!    Either the crosswise straight traffic goes, or the straight traffic in your direction goes, but. It's. Not. You ( Read more... )

Human Tetris awesomeness!

Meanest mom ever! (or coolest, depending on your view)

The best of Craigslist! (list has some NSFW topic headers) incluuuding such memorables as...

most bitterest while still being funny and not sad!
most craig like!
most giggle worthy sex post (SOOO NSFW)
most snarky while still making a good point
just funny
most ann arbor'ish  ( Read more... )

but close!

$486.43 in change between my center console and my "jar to empty uniform change into".  Think my record was $523'ish.

Goodwill got many many many cool new things that I never opened from well-meant Christmas/B-day prezzies - i mean, who honestly thought a rug cleaning machine was something I would use?  Plus a few home decor thingies that ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of going brunette for a while.  Seriously thinking about it ( Read more... )

So I went grocery shopping.  I hate grocery shopping, it's always an exercise in "what will I stay in the habit of eating?"  I'm way too "out of sight, out of mind" oriented.  So far I've ruled out freezer foods, as I don't open the freezer enough to remind myself that there's actually stuff there.  Fridge food works, as I'm constantly in there for ( Read more... )

Just a glimpse into how my internet time usually goes, and a demonstration of why I never end up getting anything productive done during online time ( Read more... )

Amy Russells are weird.

Weird weird weird.

I'm not really sure how it started this morning after work, but somewhere in my "end of the work week woohooo!" giddiness, I came across something about Googling your own name.

And there went the next three or so hours of this ferret's life!

Here's the collection of links I woke up to tonight

Apparently, ( Read more... )