Who broke the Liberty Bell? i did, but it was an accident, i swear Why do they have contests on bags of chips that are supposedly "No Purchase Necessary," but you have to buy and open the bag to win? ever hear of a gift? or digging through people's garbage??? Why is there an Olympic Ping-Pong team? for cool kids like me who LOVE pingpong. Why does everyone who has a black dog name it Smokey? mine would so be named Tupac Why does Bruce Willis all of a sudden think he's a gangsta? because he's willis and he thought gary coleman was talking to him..."whatchu talkin bout willis?" Why is an orange called an orange, but a banana isn't called a yellow? because someone had already named a song mellow yellow, and thus, the person who named the banana didnt want to steal the name Why does everyone have to own those stupid fake Louis Vuitton's? i agree, they should all own Amy Valentine bags instead. i want one... Why does every CD always have the singles as the first songs on the album? because no one has heard the 4our cd yet. then it'll be different Why does Britney Spears think she's actually gonna last with that Kevin douchebag? she's a dumbfuck. not much else to say there. Why do people think AIM is a great substitute for talking on the phone? because no one wants to pay for 3 way calling anymore Why do old people have sex? horny bastards Why do preteens have sex? horny bastards Why does everyone have to get drunk and high these days...whatever happened to going out and seeing movies and all that fun stuff? Is that not fun anymore? Cuz I still think it is. stuff is still fun Why do the best pictures never fit in the picture frames? it's the worlds way of trying to bring us all down Why do you always look the best in candid photos? because you're not posing with dog treats :)
Why do they have contests on bags of chips that are supposedly "No Purchase Necessary," but you have to buy and open the bag to win? ever hear of a gift? or digging through people's garbage???
Why is there an Olympic Ping-Pong team? for cool kids like me who LOVE pingpong.
Why does everyone who has a black dog name it Smokey? mine would so be named Tupac
Why does Bruce Willis all of a sudden think he's a gangsta? because he's willis and he thought gary coleman was talking to him..."whatchu talkin bout willis?"
Why is an orange called an orange, but a banana isn't called a yellow? because someone had already named a song mellow yellow, and thus, the person who named the banana didnt want to steal the name
Why does everyone have to own those stupid fake Louis Vuitton's? i agree, they should all own Amy Valentine bags instead. i want one...
Why does every CD always have the singles as the first songs on the album? because no one has heard the 4our cd yet. then it'll be different
Why does Britney Spears think she's actually gonna last with that Kevin douchebag? she's a dumbfuck. not much else to say there.
Why do people think AIM is a great substitute for talking on the phone? because no one wants to pay for 3 way calling anymore
Why do old people have sex? horny bastards
Why do preteens have sex? horny bastards
Why does everyone have to get drunk and high these days...whatever happened to going out and seeing movies and all that fun stuff? Is that not fun anymore? Cuz I still think it is. stuff is still fun
Why do the best pictures never fit in the picture frames? it's the worlds way of trying to bring us all down
Why do you always look the best in candid photos? because you're not posing with dog treats :)
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