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I'm so tired. And bored. I've decided to compile a list of life's greatest mysteries.
Who broke the Liberty Bell?
Why do they have contests on bags of chips that are supposedly "No Purchase Necessary," but you have to buy and open the bag to win?
Why is there an Olympic Ping-Pong team?
Why does everyone who has a black dog name it Smokey?
Why does Bruce Willis all of a sudden think he's a gangsta?
Why is an orange called an orange, but a banana isn't called a yellow?
Why does everyone have to own those stupid fake Louis Vuitton's?
Why does every CD always have the singles as the first songs on the album?
Why does Britney Spears think she's actually gonna last with that Kevin douchebag?
Why do people think AIM is a great substitute for talking on the phone?
Why do old people have sex?
Why do preteens have sex?
Why does everyone have to get drunk and high these days...whatever happened to going out and seeing movies and all that fun stuff? Is that not fun anymore? Cuz I still think it is.
Why do the best pictures never fit in the picture frames?
Why do you always look the best in candid photos?
I wish I knew these things. Let me know if you're discovered any answers to my questions. I'd sleep better if I knew them.
Who broke the Liberty Bell?
Why do they have contests on bags of chips that are supposedly "No Purchase Necessary," but you have to buy and open the bag to win?
Why is there an Olympic Ping-Pong team?
Why does everyone who has a black dog name it Smokey?
Why does Bruce Willis all of a sudden think he's a gangsta?
Why is an orange called an orange, but a banana isn't called a yellow?
Why does everyone have to own those stupid fake Louis Vuitton's?
Why does every CD always have the singles as the first songs on the album?
Why does Britney Spears think she's actually gonna last with that Kevin douchebag?
Why do people think AIM is a great substitute for talking on the phone?
Why do old people have sex?
Why do preteens have sex?
Why does everyone have to get drunk and high these days...whatever happened to going out and seeing movies and all that fun stuff? Is that not fun anymore? Cuz I still think it is.
Why do the best pictures never fit in the picture frames?
Why do you always look the best in candid photos?
I wish I knew these things. Let me know if you're discovered any answers to my questions. I'd sleep better if I knew them.