Where is Kiefer?
So, while watching CNN yesterday afternoon, specifially the coverage of the 2 journalists who were freed from North Korea, I began thinking. Bill Clinton travelled over there, spoke to the "Dear Leader" for just an hour, roughly and boom! Done! There was no word on what they talked about or how he got them to release the women. But don't you think it went a little quickly? Now, please don't get me wrong, I think it is WONDERFUL that these women are freed because they should have never been arrested, "tried" and sentenced in the first place - but
Where is Kiefer?? I hope the government didn't sell him out to North Korea. They do realize 24 is just a show, right? The 24-verse government sold him out to the Chinese, let's hope that it didn't go down like this:
Bill - "Please let the journalists go"
Kim - "What do we get in return?"
Bill - "Hmm...How about Kiefer Sutherland?"
Kim - "Who?"
Bill - "Er...Jack Bauer!"
Kim - "Ah! Jack Bauer! Yes! Give us Bauer, we will give you the women."
Bill - "Done!"
Meanwhile, somewhere on the streets of NYC, a nondescript white van pulls up to the 24 set. Two men get out and spot Kiefer.
"Hey Kiefer! Will you come sign an autograph for us? We'll pour you a drink" the tall one shouts as the shorter one waves the bottle of bourbon enticingly.
Ever the obliging actor, Kiefer walks over to the men. The tall one distracts him with the autograph signing while the shorter one angles behind him and then whacks him over the head with the liquor bottle. They stuff him into the side of the vehicle and take off.
It's been less than 24 hours. Do you know where Kiefer is?
Where is Kiefer?? I hope the government didn't sell him out to North Korea. They do realize 24 is just a show, right? The 24-verse government sold him out to the Chinese, let's hope that it didn't go down like this:
Bill - "Please let the journalists go"
Kim - "What do we get in return?"
Bill - "Hmm...How about Kiefer Sutherland?"
Kim - "Who?"
Bill - "Er...Jack Bauer!"
Kim - "Ah! Jack Bauer! Yes! Give us Bauer, we will give you the women."
Bill - "Done!"
Meanwhile, somewhere on the streets of NYC, a nondescript white van pulls up to the 24 set. Two men get out and spot Kiefer.
"Hey Kiefer! Will you come sign an autograph for us? We'll pour you a drink" the tall one shouts as the shorter one waves the bottle of bourbon enticingly.
Ever the obliging actor, Kiefer walks over to the men. The tall one distracts him with the autograph signing while the shorter one angles behind him and then whacks him over the head with the liquor bottle. They stuff him into the side of the vehicle and take off.
It's been less than 24 hours. Do you know where Kiefer is?