"Hug it out, bitch"
First, the "I forgot":
ausiewanab, I got your awesome Office valentine. Thank you!!
Second, the Awesome (part 1): I want a house. I want a house with a DOME.
Third: Beau Bridges on Earl is the funniest thing since ever. WOW.
Fourth:
Why, Pam? Why would you go back? So he gives you his undivided attention for a night or two and you're suddenly back in high school? God I hate women.
LOL @ the reactions to the bat. Angela praying, Meredith screaming...Creed sitting and smiling amidst the chaos.
Vampire!Jim...OMG, favorite prank. I <3 Vampire!Jim. I want him to lurk, and brood, and... make out with David Boreanaz.
Dude, Michael, college texts are FUCKING EXPENSIVE!
"But, Jim, this garlic bread is cold."
WTF? Why did the Toby interest in Pam make a sudden and startling resurgence?!
"The glare off of Angela's crucifix. It is blinding!"
God I love Creed. Creed should be a Watcher.
Ooh, betrayed by Ryan. Ouch.
"Don't kill it, it's a living thing with feelings, and a family!" "AHHH! Kill it, kill it, kill it!!!"
Oh, Ryan...what the hell were you thinking?
Congrats, Roy, you can still fuck things up like no one else.
DUDE, bad Oscar's boyfriend!
And suddenly Michael comes through. This is why we love him.
So...how long until the fanfic cliche where Pam has her art breakthrough drawing Jim? Wagers?
Fifth:
HA! on the skanky perv prof. He'll never get it up again.
Yeah, Dean, suck your fingers. Please.
BOBBY! *hugs him*
"You're bickering like an old married couple."
(Funny story: at this point a friend called, talked to me for a few minutes, then freaked out and said "I'll call you back, I've gotta figure out what happened to Meredith." LOL)
Frozen on BustyAsianBeauties.com? Shoor, you didn't go there, didya Sam?
This plays out like one of the funner "we don't take ourselves seriously" XF eps, and it's killing me :)
"Aliens? ALIENS?" Sam isn't Scully...Bobby is Scully.
Wow, they probed him...a lot. "Some alien made you his bitch!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, they made him SLOW DANCE to LADY IN RED?!
Emo!Sammy! "You brave little soldier! *I* acknowledge your pain! Too precious for this world!" I <3 the boys.
"What're you talkin' about? I'm a joy to be around."
Of course, alligator in the sewer. This episode is made of awesome.
OK, wrestling on the bed also fucking hilarious. And Bobby is DA MAN.
Trickster Demigod? Wowsers.
What a lame little demigod he is. Dude.
I have the mental image of Dean staking the janitor and pulling back a la Mulder: "Oh Sh..."
Yeah, I'd bet he's a sucker for a happy ending.
*giggles* The guys could totally take over the trickster demigod business.
"You guys are breaking my heart. Could we please just leave?"
Sixth: Bones has been renewed for a third season!!
Lastly: If they kill Meredith on Grey's Anatomy, I'll totally watch again :)