MARUI. ILU.

LET ME BAKE FOR YOU.

&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts

I am so dead right now.

( Jirou )

My ass hurts.

Next time I find a dark blue cell phone, I'm keeping it.

( Dan )

Ohtori. If you help me anymore with my homework, I might have to pay you. I don't want to have to pay you. ...if you get tired of helping me, let me know.

And...Kisarazu? Oh, there's two of you. The one with the interesting book then. Someone I know wants your number.

( Dan )

Who's Yuushi?

( Private )

Count your syllables
But your lines don't need to rhyme
Behold the meaning

Date had gorgeous parts
Upon further inspection
Found one too many

Hmmm, this reminds me of a certain...colleague.

Edit: Because this is fun and oddly addictive I'm out of homework to do, I might write a haiku for each comment.

( Private )

I think...I might send for a BB gun.

I have a Monkey King to shoot.

( Atobe )

Kirihara. Zaizen.

My room. Now.

( Private )

A client asked me last night if I could be "bought for a week".

I told her...I'll have to ask my mom. Did I say the right thing?

Kirihara. Really, a mistake. I'm not sure what went wrong. I didn't even know something had gone wrong - I just assumed you had a lot of pink shirts I didn't know about.

( Atobe )

Just so you know, I got you this. It might arrive a little late.

Is there anything to do on Saturday? I have a date at the zoo I'm not sure I want to go for and I'm trying to get out of it as you can tell am free.

( Private )

I can't remember when I've not been running laps.... 170 last week, 133 these week... At least the number's going down...

Fuji-senpai. Zaizen is NOT vermin. And tell your brother to keep his grubby paws off of him.

Is there anyone here who is in my class? I need to...borrow something.

( Private )