Something I've been working on for a while now

[amorda]

Now that I cut mat board at work I have access to hundreds of different colors. These colors (and patterns) are so numerous that they were streaching for names that I've compiled for your pleasure. These are all real names and I've catagorized them but didn't put them in any order except for my favorite two. (disc. means discontinued)

-other-
suede boards(they have a fake suede finish on them, they are actually fuzzy)
Whisper
Le Beige
Weesp blue (don't ask me what weesp means)

ones that I thought were nonesense but turns out are real words but I still like them
Delft blue
Stonehenge greige

-patterns-

The first two groups involve small boxes all over them that make them look like screens or net that come under the categories(these are provided by the company not myself):

The Screening
Silver screen
Screentest
Screenplay

Network
Internet
Dragnet
Network
Fishnet

the rest are as follows

Strange patterns(disc.)
Illumination
Serenity
Tranquility
orbit
luna
halo
comet

Mettalic with strange patterns
Golden rule
Silver lining

Strange boxey patterns(disc.)
Shadow box
Pandora's box

Strange patch patterns that I assume they think cross each other(disc.)
Criss Cross
Crosswind
Double Cross
Cross Country
Cross Section

-Just Simple Colors-

Outback haze
Ra
Fiddlehead
Sultan Sand
Carmine
Marakeesh(disc.)(I really like the idea of cities being associated with colors(nonracially))
El Dorado
Biscuit
Pussy willow(disc.)
Liberty blue
Green whisper
Super white
Doeskin
tomato
lipstick
Bride's blush
Prarie Dust
Gibraltor Grey
Paris Green
Madagascar pink
Volcano Blue
Chamleon
Parakeet
Pheonix hide
Baltic hide
Right Red
Sandcastle
white whisper
Purple wildflower(I like it cause it's so specifically nonspecific)
Aruba
Hazy lilac
Cuntry blue(that's the way they spell it)
Sea gull(disc.)
Everest sky
Serengeti
Pyro Brown(possibly the best adjective for a color ever)
Fudge
Tide Pool
Wigwam
Pueblo
gecko
limelight
periwinkle mist

My second favorite

Chaps

Does the word chaps have a sexual connotation to anyone else. It's also funny to me that it's plural, but how else could it be spelled?

The best one there

Never avocado(disc.)

We have some of the discontinued colors in stock still but not this one so I have no idea what it looked like. With a name like that It could be any color but I imagine it was some sort of a green and I imagine there's a great story about it. I imagine it to go like this:

They are in a meeting for new colors and a british man is showing his newest greenish color.

Someone:It's sort of an avocado wouldn't you say?

British man: (clutching the board to his chest and looking very offended)
It's never avocado.

Feel free to correct me if you think my top two were wrong.