When I mentioned that Christmas is a big movie day, as many people don't celebrate it, the conversation went as follows ( Read more... )

Things that were actually spoken by her:

"Is Kwanzaa Black Christmas?"

"How do I turn on the TV?"

I hope she was thinking aloud for the second one.

So, every morning I have a bagel from this one bagel place right around the corner. Across the street from that is another bagel place that I'll get a sandwhich at from time to time, for funzies, and they have a pretty solid selection of juices. I was just going to get some welch's grape juice this morning from my breakfast bagel place, but in ( Read more... )

I have to caption the "Inside the Actor's Studio" of Forest Whitaker, and he's been spitting out a lot of sentence fragments, and things that don't make sense. Here is a transcript of the final two minutes of the show ( Read more... )

Here's the article ( Read more... )

So I've been gone from Livejournal for some time now. I'm sorry. Here are pictures and videos for you to keep you happy and inform you of my life up to this point. Well it really only focuses on two aspects of it.

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I don't normally post articles but this is so ridiculous that people must know about it ( Read more... )

When Lindsey and I wanted to leave the house party last night, I had Matt speak to someone who knew the number of a cab service. I called it and we waited outside for the cab to come. After a time a regular looking car drove up and asked if we'd called some sort of service and I walked over to the guy. Apparently he was our cab? It was all very ( Read more... )

1) He has another system for his DJ company ( Read more... )

( I apologize for how long this took, again no explanation )