Fuck Chirstmas!
[In] Yesterday I went to Chicago and we tried to go to Robofugi but I accidentally got off at the wrong exit and so we had to go through Chinatown to get back on the highway and then I took the wrong exit [In] again and then we had to wing, but we did and then I got to goto robofugi and it was like the magic kingdom to me and I could have spent so much money there but [In] I just got two pete fowler toys, one of which was the one I wanted most and then we went to the area of the concert to look for a spot to park but couldn’t find one so we park in an expensive garage [In] and took the L to the aquarium and when we tried to transfer the people kept pushing us and we all wasted 2 dollars to find out that we didn’t need to transfer and wasted 2 dollars and soooo [In] we walked there and we heard sirens and then a policeman shouted “Here comes the bears!” and there was a calvicade of busses and it was the bears and we crossed during that time and we got to the aquarium and we got to see [In] an iquana yawn, a shameface crab, some rays, puffer fish, penguins fall asleep, and got a little spray from a whale, but only a small one of both, and then we walked back to the station and took the L again [In] where a scary blind man almost broke up our party, but he didn’t, and we got the car and parked by the concert and then we ate at some crazy named bar and went into the concert and Caribou, formerly Manitoba, were great and then the Furries came on [In] in a golf cart, well not really but on screen they did and their suits glew in the dark or had lights or something, and they were amazing and the song Atomic Lust kicked my ass, and then Lindsey felt Dizzy so she left and I tried to get away from these crazy dancing girls to end up [In] next to crazy dancing drunk men, who called up the girls after Lindsey came back and then one hugged me and then they hit some other guy’s girl and then each other and said they loved each other, and then they were joined by three other guys [In] and they started moshing, so I defended Lindsey honor and health by planting in front of her with my fists out, and the Furries rocked harder and so did the people and then eventually it ended with [In] SFA getting locked into a semi on their golfcart via a live feed and then I fought hard for a set list and thought I wasn’t gonna get one but the roadie gave me one special, and then I bought a shirt and a poster and talked [In] to some of Caribou, and then we headed back and Karlin discovered that he lost his credit card and it was one of the best days ever and I spent too much money [In] but I don’t care. [out]