OMG. This is bad

[amokmonster]

I have a voicemail. It says "I hate to tell you this, but we messed up your wedding invitations. It seems that the front half melted off while we were printing the map on the back. It looks like some are salvagable, but you need to come in to see them and decide. I'll be here at 8 tomorrow morning. Hope to see you then."

And that was a real quote - no paraphrase.

I'm not supposed to have invitations, apparently.