Because I'm Jenn's bitch.
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Is it wrong to be jealous that jenn gets these things? *ponders* Maybe one day I'll get a pony. Or handcuffs. Hancuffs might be nice. I'd put them on my apartment wall and start counting how long it takes people to ask. I remember that time mom thought about buying me a whip. Good times.
ETA: AAW! Handcuffs! That was awesome y'all. *hugs fandom*
ETA2: AND a pony! I think this makes me better than Jenn.
Is it wrong to be jealous that jenn gets these things? *ponders* Maybe one day I'll get a pony. Or handcuffs. Hancuffs might be nice. I'd put them on my apartment wall and start counting how long it takes people to ask. I remember that time mom thought about buying me a whip. Good times.
ETA: AAW! Handcuffs! That was awesome y'all. *hugs fandom*
ETA2: AND a pony! I think this makes me better than Jenn.