-and this will be the shortest and most spoiler-FREE review I have ever written. Behold:
PLOT: Oh, James Cameron. Why did you go the way of George Lucas? Why oh why, as you sip Dom Perignon in a diamond flute bought from Titanic royalties, could you not have hired brilliant scriptwriters? But nooooooooooooo, you had to write it yourself. The result
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