Look! *BANG* An undead monkey!
Urgh. People are so frustrating.
So, I'm officially going on an antisocial rampage. I attempted interacting with people tonight - that was a horrible idea. I was tired, sick, and extremely bitchy. People just frustrate me. I try to call my friend everyday - she doesn't pick up. I try to joke with people - they get offended. I try to reach out to someone who means a lot to me - one line response. I love getting the cold shoulder when all I'm trying to do is be better. Just fuck it all. I'm taking a break. I'm going to go to the movies by myself this weekend. I'm going to tell my parents I'm seeing it with someone else, buy myself a nice bag of popcorn, and enjoy and analyze it without anyone else complaining, criticizing me or telling me I'm a freak. It's time to get over these people. I'm moving on.
The office is dull. Life is crap. There are two things holding me together right now. The first is Wikipedia. That site provides hours and hours of endless entertainment. I will sit and read articles over the course of the week until my eyes start to hurt. This week's subject was Mortal Kombat (and if you don't know what that is, you should just go bury your head in the ground now). Previous subjects included ghosts, UFO's, crop circles, and God knows what else I stumble across.
The second is Distorted View Daily, a lovely podcast that is slightly... well... disturbing. I don't suggest that anyone go and download the thing because you would probably never talk to me again if you did. I would like to thank Mr. Henson of Columbus for one of the most horrifyingly funny things I've ever heard. It contrasts so well with the office setting. The first few times I listened to it, I was disgusted more than anything. But now, I'm actually starting to laugh along with the stuff. Sextastic Tuesday. Roaches. AD love. The Dickhole Guy. I just came my face off... so hard. And not to mention, my new favorite word, "Fucktard". It's a work of art. As Tim once explained, it's good to let the "freak" side of you come out for about thirty minutes per day so you can go on living your normal life.
Well, I'm off to separate myself from the rest of humanity (NOTE: Marylanders do not fall under the category of "humanity"). I'll start making attempts to contact people in August. If you contact me, I'll reply, but since not many people do that, I figure I'll have a pretty relaxing time.
And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like
A night out with no one sizing you up...
A
(POTC was fucking awesome. Seen it twice.)
So, I'm officially going on an antisocial rampage. I attempted interacting with people tonight - that was a horrible idea. I was tired, sick, and extremely bitchy. People just frustrate me. I try to call my friend everyday - she doesn't pick up. I try to joke with people - they get offended. I try to reach out to someone who means a lot to me - one line response. I love getting the cold shoulder when all I'm trying to do is be better. Just fuck it all. I'm taking a break. I'm going to go to the movies by myself this weekend. I'm going to tell my parents I'm seeing it with someone else, buy myself a nice bag of popcorn, and enjoy and analyze it without anyone else complaining, criticizing me or telling me I'm a freak. It's time to get over these people. I'm moving on.
The office is dull. Life is crap. There are two things holding me together right now. The first is Wikipedia. That site provides hours and hours of endless entertainment. I will sit and read articles over the course of the week until my eyes start to hurt. This week's subject was Mortal Kombat (and if you don't know what that is, you should just go bury your head in the ground now). Previous subjects included ghosts, UFO's, crop circles, and God knows what else I stumble across.
The second is Distorted View Daily, a lovely podcast that is slightly... well... disturbing. I don't suggest that anyone go and download the thing because you would probably never talk to me again if you did. I would like to thank Mr. Henson of Columbus for one of the most horrifyingly funny things I've ever heard. It contrasts so well with the office setting. The first few times I listened to it, I was disgusted more than anything. But now, I'm actually starting to laugh along with the stuff. Sextastic Tuesday. Roaches. AD love. The Dickhole Guy. I just came my face off... so hard. And not to mention, my new favorite word, "Fucktard". It's a work of art. As Tim once explained, it's good to let the "freak" side of you come out for about thirty minutes per day so you can go on living your normal life.
Well, I'm off to separate myself from the rest of humanity (NOTE: Marylanders do not fall under the category of "humanity"). I'll start making attempts to contact people in August. If you contact me, I'll reply, but since not many people do that, I figure I'll have a pretty relaxing time.
And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like
A night out with no one sizing you up...
A
(POTC was fucking awesome. Seen it twice.)