This post also has nothing to do with religion, directly. Honest.
So I'm sitting in church on Sunday... and the gospel goes something like this:
Apostles: Wake up, Jesus! The boat's about to capsize! Don't you CARE we're all going to die!
Jesus: (to the waves) Chill. (to Foreman, Chase, and Cameron the apostles) Don't you trust me
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