one-off update
"You know, Olde English. What you buy at the Cumby's around 11:36pm when they're out of Colt 45s?"
"That dude on the phone sounds fat and sweaty."
"He's actually a short, skinny Hispanic dude. He definitely sounds like a Mexican Paul Prudhomme, though."
John Travolta is still really dumb.
We trained Trotsky to say please for people foods because we thought it would be cute, even though it really is a terrible idea.
We're getting married in like 6 weeks. The realization is hitting me that this big old pain-in-the-ass is almost over. I feel like the wedding is a complete non-event that is nothing but annoying to deal with, and because of that I kinda wish we'd just eloped instead of paying thousands of dollars only to disappoint my mother anyway. And if our wedding were any lower maintenance or cheaper, well, we'd just be eloping.
At least I can't be disappointed by it--in fact, it should be really fun, and given that I try really hard not to set any firm expectations, it just can't go wrong. But it's like I always said: I'm much more interested in the marriage than the wedding, so even if everything goes wrong, I kinda don't really give a fuck.
Also, I feel like I've been in hiding for the last year, and I think I liked it. Well I mean, aside from the seventy-five super-duper wicked shitty things that drove me to hiding in the first place. But so far the Spring has been extremely kind to me, and I think it's going to be just a lovely Summer. Here's to yours.
"That dude on the phone sounds fat and sweaty."
"He's actually a short, skinny Hispanic dude. He definitely sounds like a Mexican Paul Prudhomme, though."
John Travolta is still really dumb.
We trained Trotsky to say please for people foods because we thought it would be cute, even though it really is a terrible idea.
We're getting married in like 6 weeks. The realization is hitting me that this big old pain-in-the-ass is almost over. I feel like the wedding is a complete non-event that is nothing but annoying to deal with, and because of that I kinda wish we'd just eloped instead of paying thousands of dollars only to disappoint my mother anyway. And if our wedding were any lower maintenance or cheaper, well, we'd just be eloping.
At least I can't be disappointed by it--in fact, it should be really fun, and given that I try really hard not to set any firm expectations, it just can't go wrong. But it's like I always said: I'm much more interested in the marriage than the wedding, so even if everything goes wrong, I kinda don't really give a fuck.
Also, I feel like I've been in hiding for the last year, and I think I liked it. Well I mean, aside from the seventy-five super-duper wicked shitty things that drove me to hiding in the first place. But so far the Spring has been extremely kind to me, and I think it's going to be just a lovely Summer. Here's to yours.