My column is hosted on the newspaper's website, so I figured I might as well direct traffic
there.
If you click that link, you will learn many things!
- Bisexuals exist. No, really, they do.
- Also, they are not disease-ridden, indecisive whores.
- If the media could stop painting them as such, that would be grand!
Really, I should just change all instances of "they" in the above list to "we," because, hello, bisexual, but I am nervous about revealing my bias. NOBODY KNOWS I'M QUEER, GUYS! IT IS THE BEST-KEPT SECRET ON THE INTERNET.