Dylan Moran-- goddamnit, man!
OH MY GOD THIS ENTIRE ENTRY SHALL BE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I'M SEETHING WITH JOYOUS JOY! OH MY GOD, GUYS! DYLAN MORAN IS LIVE AT ENMORE THEATRE NEXT WEEK! OH JOY! I'M OFF TO SEE DYLAN MORAN! GUYS, I'M GOING TO SEE DYLAN MORAN!
All right, enough capslock!abuse. I've the biggest crush on Dylan Moran. He is, no doubt, the world's most adorable drunk. Anyways, he's doing his Australian tour (and thank GOD, I didn't miss it) so he'll be in Sydney all next week! I'm going to stalk him! For those that are clueless, you probably know him as Bernard Black from Black Books. Ohhh! *is on a high!* Arghhh! So unbelievably happy!
I'm going to try for the Friday night show. I realise it's first week back and all, but DYLAN MORAN! WHO CAN MISS DYLAN MORAN?! Screw it. If there aren't Friday tickets, I'll go during the week. If they're sold out, I'll go to Enmore theatre and wait for ticket scalpers. I am going to see Dylan Moran, SO HELP ME GOD AND I AM GOING TO GET LAID. *cough* So, so happy! Arghhhhh!!!!
I'm going with
onizuneko, as he appreciates the genius that is Dylan Moran. If you're interested in joining us, you can go to hell, as there are hardly going to be enough tickets as it is. OH MY GOD, DYLAN MORAN! (Yes, I realise those photos aren't exactly flattering, but you have to understand that it's his innate I-don't-care-at-all charm and oh-so-Irish fuck-you charisma that I'm attracted to...) If you don't know who he is, go stand in a toilet and then watch Black Books. You'll fall in love.
DYLAN MORAN!!!!!!!!!! (Anyways, he's really good friends with Simon Pegg (Hot Fuzz, M.I 3, Shaun of the Dead)... WIN, WIN, WIN.)
*cries* Tickets are all sold out. I desperately want to go, but I'll be so fucking miserable if I were to turn up and nobody's scalping their tickets... God damnit!
EDIT:
I found tickets on eBay. What do I do?! God, I really desperately want to go! *bites lip* Argh... I'll ask Onizuneko how desperately he wants to go and maybe we'll bid, depending on how high the bidding gets. God damnit! *dies* I'll have to keep checking back... Hopefully, there will be more ticket sales put up closer to the date. God, I must go! He'll probably be back again next year... but... GAH!
EDIT 2.0:
Sigh. Just kill me now. (This has no relevance to my unlikelihood of seeing Dylan Moran live).