J Biebs
Sooo I'm gonna blame the fact that I was in Stratford for this, but Justin Bieber was totally in my dream. I was sitting on a train with two friends (I can't remember who) and we were in one of those sets where there's four with pairs facing each other. Both of my friends were sitting across from me, and suddenly Justin Bieber comes in and sits beside me. But instead of being a total jerkface like I would have expected he was totally a nice guy. It was really weird. And eventually somehow turned into a zombie apocalypse. I don't know how that jump happened, but suddenly there were zombies. Everyone got bitten except me, and for some reason that was ok. Once everyone else was bitten we decided to just continue on living like that. They all agreed not to bite me. Apparently, zombies are reasonable. I never would have guessed.
I went to the doctor today. He weighed me. I really would have rather not known. There's a reason I don't weigh myself anymore. But it's ok, cuz I'm starting to work out now. Alsoooo I had a pap smear done, and I'm not gonna go into details about my vagina or anything, but I just have to say, I always wonder whether I should take my socks off. Cuz you're sitting there with no pants and your socks on, and you just feel like a loser. Maybe from now on I'll get them done in the summer.
OH AND AND. My mom solved the mystery for me of why I love Asians: I was delivered by an Asian doctor. An Asian was the first person I saw when I entered this world. It must have been imprinted on my infant brain, and I've been searching for my long lost heritage every since!
I went to the doctor today. He weighed me. I really would have rather not known. There's a reason I don't weigh myself anymore. But it's ok, cuz I'm starting to work out now. Alsoooo I had a pap smear done, and I'm not gonna go into details about my vagina or anything, but I just have to say, I always wonder whether I should take my socks off. Cuz you're sitting there with no pants and your socks on, and you just feel like a loser. Maybe from now on I'll get them done in the summer.
OH AND AND. My mom solved the mystery for me of why I love Asians: I was delivered by an Asian doctor. An Asian was the first person I saw when I entered this world. It must have been imprinted on my infant brain, and I've been searching for my long lost heritage every since!