EEEE EEEE eeee-eeee-eeee! (WARNING. I'm in a random fangirl-squee tonight, take warning and RUN). Also may be drowned in images.
First things first:
Richard being all soulful and gorgeous.
Richard displaying his exquisite skills in the physical-relations department.
Unfortunately, after that convincing little episode, he opts for the wild-shaggy-sizzling-bad-ass-caveman thing...
Ambergold is unconvinced; Richard:(angsty) "But I'm drop dead gorgeous even when I'm bad and mad and angry. See? SEE?"
Richard saying, "Durn it!
ambergold ran off into the sunset. I am bereft! NOOOOOO!"
*Sees
ambergold coming back. Stands stock still and fixes her with intense pretty-boy/bad-ass eyes* "I cleaned up".
Ambergold: "I just forgot my bag."
Richard: "WHAT?!?
*is upset*
*Dies*
Ambergold runs off to her next prey...
Gerry says, "I'm gorgeous. You know it. I know it. Ya got that yet? Or do I need to broaden my half-smirk to a full one?
Amber: "No, that will do quite nicely, thanks."
Gerry : "I've rather been having fun with my costar-don't you think we make the most gorgeous couple alive?"
Ambergold: "Offhand? Yes."
Gerry: "But actually, I could be persuaded to leave her. See? This is me doing my dark-bad-ass woman-killer come-and-get-me thing. Just say the word..."
Amber: "Well..."
Gerry: "Still need convincing? How about this?"
Amber: "You're not going to go all wild on me like Richard, are you? One of those pictures was a bit suspicious-Richard went all Guy-of-Gisbourne-Sherwood Forest on me, I don't want you doing the wild-Scotsman-fur-and kilt sort of thing."
Gerry: "Never. Never."
Ambergold: "Oh, all right then." *walks off into the sunset with him* ....
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Cut to Richard...who has cleaned up very nicely thank you very much.