whatever you do, don't ask me to play badminton
July is Ambers Travel Month!
I am going on repeated holidays throughout the month, maybe to your town, but doubtful if you do not live in Newport News or NOVA.
In other news,
*Tom Cruise got squirted in the face.
Hell's yeah, he deserves it. He's annoying as shit.
*Batman Begins makes me want to watch Little Women
My crush on Christian Bale is not as Batman, but as Laurie, in Little Women. Man, literary dudes really light my fire. Gilbert Blythe, Laurie, Mr. Darcy...shew.
*Claire Danes' breasts are so non-existant, I think she missed the point of being a woman. Just thought I'd share.
And finally
*If I were a guy, I wouldn't want my balls to appear larger than my dick.
I said this to Sarah upon viewing a picture of a band in which all the members had chosen to go commando for a performance. I understand that he may not have been...erm...ready for action, but even so. My point still stands, though his point may not.
I am going on repeated holidays throughout the month, maybe to your town, but doubtful if you do not live in Newport News or NOVA.
In other news,
*Tom Cruise got squirted in the face.
Hell's yeah, he deserves it. He's annoying as shit.
*Batman Begins makes me want to watch Little Women
My crush on Christian Bale is not as Batman, but as Laurie, in Little Women. Man, literary dudes really light my fire. Gilbert Blythe, Laurie, Mr. Darcy...shew.
*Claire Danes' breasts are so non-existant, I think she missed the point of being a woman. Just thought I'd share.
And finally
*If I were a guy, I wouldn't want my balls to appear larger than my dick.
I said this to Sarah upon viewing a picture of a band in which all the members had chosen to go commando for a performance. I understand that he may not have been...erm...ready for action, but even so. My point still stands, though his point may not.