Probably my favorite thing about tracking paranormal news is following trends: when we see a string of
incompetent monster-hunters or
three vampire sightings in a month or an ongoing theme, like the persistence of
right feet washing up on Canadian beaches. This article is interesting in itself, but enhanced by
previous entries:
Someone is cutting the heads off of cats in New Mexico. You got away with it last time,
Apophis, but this time we're on to you!
Nah, it's just gonna be another budding psychopath. But the article remains curiously quiet on the location and condition of the severed cat bodies.