SOD IT.
Well was that ever a waste o'PRETTY PINK TEACUPS!!!11>!!!
Foggers Trelawny is just that, FOGGERS. I paid her for a QUALITY READING and what did she tell me? Well first she wanted to hold HANDS okay well read my palm really but STILL it was so very not on especially how she carressed it like that while all mutterin' to herself all dreamy-eyed. Anyway to the reading part, she said:
I see a deviation in th'life line, a break, and th'line returns ... BLAHBLAHBLAH ... you will have a terrible life experience that will change th'path you could've taken ... BLAHDREAMYSIGHBLAH ... The lines are chaotic, deep. The love line shows a dark stranger, who will capture your heart above all others.
What RUBBISH. STRAIGHT FROM THE BIN. Everyone sees dark strangers in their teacups nowadays.
And she didn't even say anything about hugely fanged snakes. I don't think she has the sight after all. Now must wash off sweaty hand.
Foggers Trelawny is just that, FOGGERS. I paid her for a QUALITY READING and what did she tell me? Well first she wanted to hold HANDS okay well read my palm really but STILL it was so very not on especially how she carressed it like that while all mutterin' to herself all dreamy-eyed. Anyway to the reading part, she said:
I see a deviation in th'life line, a break, and th'line returns ... BLAHBLAHBLAH ... you will have a terrible life experience that will change th'path you could've taken ... BLAHDREAMYSIGHBLAH ... The lines are chaotic, deep. The love line shows a dark stranger, who will capture your heart above all others.
What RUBBISH. STRAIGHT FROM THE BIN. Everyone sees dark strangers in their teacups nowadays.
And she didn't even say anything about hugely fanged snakes. I don't think she has the sight after all. Now must wash off sweaty hand.