1.  Because the mission cannot fail.
2.  Because there are 20 more sales to hit and only so many hours in a day.
3.  Because if you stop or make eye contact, the hobos will keep asking for change.
4.  Because stragglers must be left to die.
5.  Because otherwise Harry might get there first, and he'll eat all the cheesy crackers.
6.  Because you don't ( Read more... )

1.  Shoes.
2.  Shopping for shoes.
3.  Guns.
4.  Really big guns.
5.  Really hot guys, with really big guns.
6.  Really hot guys, with really big guns... in uniform.
7.  ... and on a motorcycle.
8.  Kicking ass.
9.   Earth, most of the time.
10.  Bubble wrap.