At work, the skimpier the underwear you are wearing, the bigger the poop you will have to make.

Did I ever tell you I love food? Well I do.

I'm not allowed to have any until tomorrow.

Tomorrow afternoon, probably evening. :(

Also, for those of you who didn't know that I'd be spending tonight pooping out my lungs, well, that is what I'm doing. I just have to remember that I'm going to love my tubal. Lovelovelove.

So far my lungs weigh ( Read more... )