It's really not my week ( Read more... )

I have somehow managed to lose a brand-new sports bra.

It took me six months to work up the will to shop for that fucking thing!!!!!

It's just about 1:30 right now. I'm sitting at home, writing on the internet and drinking a beer. Why? I'll tell you why ( Read more... )

Have you ever wanted to throw your monitor out the window?

I mean when your computer acts up, it's your monitor you envision hucking through that glass, right?

You know why that is?

BECAUSE YOUR COMPUTER IS FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A FUCKING MONITOR

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAlright. So my monitor completely died on my this evening. ( Read more... )

IF ONLY I HAD THOUGHT OF THIS SOONER


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