[Have a cat sitting before you with his head proudly held up high.]
Listen up new arrivals~! Out of proper respect, one is to give an offering to those who have come before you~ especially to a grand spirit as myself~
Now if you do not wish to be eaten as punishment~ leave something in front of room [insert # here;;]~ preferably sake and yakiika. Or manjuu. Or ebiten, those will certainly do as well~
[He nodded.]
[ooc; placeholders for when I get back tonight /sobs]