Kon and Bart are happy together. They aren’t so happy to find out what their evil twins have been up to, however.

( It wasn’t entirely surprising that Kon and Bart had ended up together. )

Match is not entirely evil, Kon is completely confused, and Tim is an angsting emo-woobie of epic proportions.

Original plot bunny tossed by ficbyzee. All mutations blamed on my schmoopy romantic muses.

( Kissing Match was likely the closest thing he’d ever have to kissing Kon. Which was like saying that Superboy was the closest that CADMUS could come to cloning Superman. )