First of all, sorry for being such a crappy ljfriend in the past... month? Yeah, I suck, exams suck and right now my Internet connection sucks too. There is just one thing I can be proud of - I passed my C1 level English certification exam, which I hadn't studied one bit for, and I got an A. I had the 3rd result out of 233 people. So maybe I don't suck that much, huh?
The Vampire Diaries
What I've been into in June? Two words - Damon Salvatore. I tried hard not to like him and failed miserably around episode 11-ish. Oh the smirk and the humour. Yeah Stefan, I get Damon humour.
Not exactly the biggest fan of Elena though. She's cool, but I always get this nah feeling about bitches who have it all and have everyone want them. To quote Patric Verona, '- What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?'. Please, why do writers always create the heroines this way? I much prefer the so-imperfect Caroline, especially her storyline with Matt (which I have a sense is not gonna last long, so - sadface).
Also, Stefan is so not the name for a male lead. I swear, if Elena's gonna dump his ass and jump ships, it's because of the name. I know I would. When Harry Met Sally reference anyone?
" - Shel. Sheldon? No, no. You did not have great sex with Sheldon.
- I did too.
- No, you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work. "