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Q: How do four year old girls entertain themselves when you have no cable and turn their computer games off for the day?
A: By making twist tie jewelry. Rings for every finger, necklaces, crowns. Twist tie jewelry for the dog. And the cat. And, most importantly, twist tie handcuffs for her Barbie felons.
Q: What did the Barbie do to deserve this punishment?
A: "She stayed naked for three hundred years and went everywhere naked." (pause) "She should have known better!" Also, "you can tell she did something bad when you see this one in her hair." Uh-huh. Apparently the twist tie hair thing is the Barbie version of the Scarlet Letter. I swear, I have no idea how she comes up with this stuff.
A: By making twist tie jewelry. Rings for every finger, necklaces, crowns. Twist tie jewelry for the dog. And the cat. And, most importantly, twist tie handcuffs for her Barbie felons.
Q: What did the Barbie do to deserve this punishment?
A: "She stayed naked for three hundred years and went everywhere naked." (pause) "She should have known better!" Also, "you can tell she did something bad when you see this one in her hair." Uh-huh. Apparently the twist tie hair thing is the Barbie version of the Scarlet Letter. I swear, I have no idea how she comes up with this stuff.