30 Shards of Jaken updated
Title: Tale of the Ramen Thief
Genre: Humor
Rating: K
Word Count: 664
Summary: Jaken's about to learn that karma is very, very real.
Tale of the Ramen Thief
Sesshomaru had sent Jaken off on a mission-or perhaps more like an errand-across the countryside. In his haste to return to his lord, Jaken neglected stopping to eat, but finally his hunger caught up with him.
“Ugh,” he said, patting his growling stomach. “I need food…” But the surrounding area was barren. Jaken collapsed on his back, weak with hunger.
Suddenly his eyes grew focused at the sound of voices not far off.
“That’s enough rest, we’ve got to get going if we’re going to catch Naraku!”
A younger sounding voice followed. “That’s some talk from someone who just spent the past hour stuffing his face.”
“Why you-“
“Ow!”
“Inuyasha! Sit!”
Jaken stood up. It was Lord Sesshomaru’s despicable half-brother and his band of friends. And from the sounds of it, they had just finished lunch. Jaken didn’t normally care much for human food, but right now, he’d eat anything!
Getting up, he stumbled in the direction the voices had been, hoping they’d left some scraps behind.
-
There were dents and crumbs in the grass, signs that they’d indeed held a picnic there, but no food. Only a little white carton remained.
Jaken whimpered, starting to cry. He was so hungry! He kicked at the carton and sent it flying straight up in the air. It landed on Jaken’s head and then bounced to the earth.
“Grr,” Jaken stared at it, but then his eyes widened. The lid had popped open, and something was sticking out of the carton.
A few stray noodles were stuck to the box. Jaken devoured them like a hungry wolf. ‘This food!’ he wondered. ‘This marvelous gift from the gods! What can it be?”
Turning the box over, he read the label. “Ramen.”
-
Inuyasha tore through Kagome’s backpack, tossing stray items aside. “Hey, Kagome!” he snapped. “Where’s the Ramen? I thought you were bringing me some back.”
“I did.” Kagome looked through her backpack. “Hm, I could have sworn I brought you some. You sure you didn’t eat it already?”
“Feh, I think I’d know it if I ate it!”
Meanwhile, Jaken hid in the forest, cradling his precious treasure. “Oh my delicious Ramen. How I’ve missed you.”
-
And on it went. Kagome kept bringing back Ramen, and it was always gone before Inuyasha had any. Finally, she was sick of hearing him complain.
‘I’ll microwave it at home, and bring it straight to the Feudal Era. That way he can eat it right away and he won’t be able to blame me for it missing.’
-
When Jaken found the carton of instant Ramen lying in the grass as though waiting there for him, he was delighted. It was already cooked, still warm, and best of all, full to the brim! That stupid hanyou hadn’t gotten his paws on it yet.
Jaken savored each noodle, taking his time until the carton lay empty. He patted his full stomach. “Ahhh,” he sighed, sluggish and content.
But suddenly, he heard voices coming his way, and had to duck into the woods for cover.
-
Kagome prodded Inuyasha. “So, did you like the Ramen I brought you?”
“Feh, couldn’t eat it.”
“What? Don’t tell me it disappeared again! I handed it right to you!”
“No, I know. I took a huge bite and choked. Spat all the noodles right back into the cup. Kind of lost my appetite after that. I just left it in the grass. Over there…”
Inuyasha picked up the carton. “Hey, it’s empty.”
Kagome gave him a look. “You don’t think… someone ate them, do you?”
“Heh! Well, I’d like to see the look on that slimy thief’s face if he found out what he’d been eating!”
-
Jaken blanched, and swallowed back the vomit that was rising in his gullet. Those delicious noodles had been in that disgusting hanyou’s mouth!
As Jaken passed out, a thought occurred to him. If there was such a thing as karma, this was it.
THE END
Funny story, this was inspired by something that actually happened to me. When I was a little kid, I was eating some microwaved ziti. Well, the microwave hadn't cooked it evenly, and one of the pieces of ziti was really hard. So I spat it back onto the edge of my plate. Later, my mom walked by. Well, my mom is the sort of well-meaning person who likes to filch food. So she picks up the ziti noodle that I had spat out of my mouth, says, "Oh, thank you," and before I can scream "Nooooo," she popped it into her mouth and ate it!! AHHHHH!!!
I was seriously freaked out, but also in hysterics. I told her what happened and she thought it was funny too. No harm done. XD
Well, it just so happened I was talking on the phone with my sister today and we were talking about funny things that had happened with our mom when we were kids. I told her this story, and she was crying with laughter. And well, the concept kind of fit perfectly for the "karma" theme at 30shards. Imagine, stealing someone's food and eating it only to find out they'd spat it out! Yuck! lol
I don't think the Jaken story turned out very funny though. Oh well. Sometimes it's hard to capture the amount of humor that happened in real life. At least I got a shard done. Only 16 more to go! *thud*
I got more drabble requests done. I'm actually halfway done with them now. If you would like one, ask here. ^^
Ah, so many fics, so little time. I've got two ideas for this week's theme at iyfic_contest, as well as my flashfic to do. And I really need to get around to updating Mermaid's Lake. o.o;; It's been bothering me for months. I haven't forgotten it; stuff just keeps getting in the way.
Genre: Humor
Rating: K
Word Count: 664
Summary: Jaken's about to learn that karma is very, very real.
Tale of the Ramen Thief
Sesshomaru had sent Jaken off on a mission-or perhaps more like an errand-across the countryside. In his haste to return to his lord, Jaken neglected stopping to eat, but finally his hunger caught up with him.
“Ugh,” he said, patting his growling stomach. “I need food…” But the surrounding area was barren. Jaken collapsed on his back, weak with hunger.
Suddenly his eyes grew focused at the sound of voices not far off.
“That’s enough rest, we’ve got to get going if we’re going to catch Naraku!”
A younger sounding voice followed. “That’s some talk from someone who just spent the past hour stuffing his face.”
“Why you-“
“Ow!”
“Inuyasha! Sit!”
Jaken stood up. It was Lord Sesshomaru’s despicable half-brother and his band of friends. And from the sounds of it, they had just finished lunch. Jaken didn’t normally care much for human food, but right now, he’d eat anything!
Getting up, he stumbled in the direction the voices had been, hoping they’d left some scraps behind.
-
There were dents and crumbs in the grass, signs that they’d indeed held a picnic there, but no food. Only a little white carton remained.
Jaken whimpered, starting to cry. He was so hungry! He kicked at the carton and sent it flying straight up in the air. It landed on Jaken’s head and then bounced to the earth.
“Grr,” Jaken stared at it, but then his eyes widened. The lid had popped open, and something was sticking out of the carton.
A few stray noodles were stuck to the box. Jaken devoured them like a hungry wolf. ‘This food!’ he wondered. ‘This marvelous gift from the gods! What can it be?”
Turning the box over, he read the label. “Ramen.”
-
Inuyasha tore through Kagome’s backpack, tossing stray items aside. “Hey, Kagome!” he snapped. “Where’s the Ramen? I thought you were bringing me some back.”
“I did.” Kagome looked through her backpack. “Hm, I could have sworn I brought you some. You sure you didn’t eat it already?”
“Feh, I think I’d know it if I ate it!”
Meanwhile, Jaken hid in the forest, cradling his precious treasure. “Oh my delicious Ramen. How I’ve missed you.”
-
And on it went. Kagome kept bringing back Ramen, and it was always gone before Inuyasha had any. Finally, she was sick of hearing him complain.
‘I’ll microwave it at home, and bring it straight to the Feudal Era. That way he can eat it right away and he won’t be able to blame me for it missing.’
-
When Jaken found the carton of instant Ramen lying in the grass as though waiting there for him, he was delighted. It was already cooked, still warm, and best of all, full to the brim! That stupid hanyou hadn’t gotten his paws on it yet.
Jaken savored each noodle, taking his time until the carton lay empty. He patted his full stomach. “Ahhh,” he sighed, sluggish and content.
But suddenly, he heard voices coming his way, and had to duck into the woods for cover.
-
Kagome prodded Inuyasha. “So, did you like the Ramen I brought you?”
“Feh, couldn’t eat it.”
“What? Don’t tell me it disappeared again! I handed it right to you!”
“No, I know. I took a huge bite and choked. Spat all the noodles right back into the cup. Kind of lost my appetite after that. I just left it in the grass. Over there…”
Inuyasha picked up the carton. “Hey, it’s empty.”
Kagome gave him a look. “You don’t think… someone ate them, do you?”
“Heh! Well, I’d like to see the look on that slimy thief’s face if he found out what he’d been eating!”
-
Jaken blanched, and swallowed back the vomit that was rising in his gullet. Those delicious noodles had been in that disgusting hanyou’s mouth!
As Jaken passed out, a thought occurred to him. If there was such a thing as karma, this was it.
THE END
Funny story, this was inspired by something that actually happened to me. When I was a little kid, I was eating some microwaved ziti. Well, the microwave hadn't cooked it evenly, and one of the pieces of ziti was really hard. So I spat it back onto the edge of my plate. Later, my mom walked by. Well, my mom is the sort of well-meaning person who likes to filch food. So she picks up the ziti noodle that I had spat out of my mouth, says, "Oh, thank you," and before I can scream "Nooooo," she popped it into her mouth and ate it!! AHHHHH!!!
I was seriously freaked out, but also in hysterics. I told her what happened and she thought it was funny too. No harm done. XD
Well, it just so happened I was talking on the phone with my sister today and we were talking about funny things that had happened with our mom when we were kids. I told her this story, and she was crying with laughter. And well, the concept kind of fit perfectly for the "karma" theme at 30shards. Imagine, stealing someone's food and eating it only to find out they'd spat it out! Yuck! lol
I don't think the Jaken story turned out very funny though. Oh well. Sometimes it's hard to capture the amount of humor that happened in real life. At least I got a shard done. Only 16 more to go! *thud*
I got more drabble requests done. I'm actually halfway done with them now. If you would like one, ask here. ^^
Ah, so many fics, so little time. I've got two ideas for this week's theme at iyfic_contest, as well as my flashfic to do. And I really need to get around to updating Mermaid's Lake. o.o;; It's been bothering me for months. I haven't forgotten it; stuff just keeps getting in the way.