I've decided I don't so much want to learn how to gamble, or to actually gamble any money at all--what I want is lessons on how to look classy and game-savvy while in casinos. Including sitting at gaming tables and such. Who's got classes I can take?

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Nothing quite like the feeling you get when your mom peels out her earphones with an odd look and asks, "What is this?" and you realize in converting a version of a Beach Vacation Playlist for your mom you somehow neglected to delete that copy of "He Whipped My Ass in Tennis (So I Fucked His Ass In Bed)".

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I did not carve a pumpkin this year--the season has been chock-a-block occupied with family projects (everyone's healthy, so, I'm grateful), so, pumpkin carving was sacrificed, along with keeping up with television (my DVR is groaning), movies (still haven't seen Kill the Messenger! I'M SORRY JEREMY), and most fic. I should be at my creative best ( Read more... )

Heeyy! Remember the girls' Darth Vader Tutu costume?

Adult version! With three other Star Wars dress options: X-Wing pilot, Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett!


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There's this recurrent moment every time I pack to go somewhere: I put all my electronics into my suitcase, all my chargers, extra chargers, computer accessories, ipods, waterproof swim gear, then the books, magazines, travel itinerary, move on to accessories that are there for my comfort like plastic bags, foot cozies, travel candles, vitamin C ( Read more... )

Dreamt I was arguing that the Batsuit needed a nice sky blue peplum as a finishing touch. Oy.

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I have decided there is no statement of fact or intent that cannot be made funny/funnier by yelling in response, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

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Tonight I looked up from reading George R. R. Martin and glanced at the tv, which had a Wheel of Fortune puzzle underway:

_ O A T S   _ _ C K I N G

A T   T H E   _ A _ I N A

I'm sure they had no idea that "BOATS DOCKING AT THE MARINA" would, in media res, look so much like, "GOATS FUCKING AT THE VAGINA." Perfectly innocent.

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Joining the meme bandwagon on this one, from isiscolo: if you've seen the Up-Goer-Five Text Editor, based on this entertaining XKCD comic, you should check out this thread in which people summarize their canons in words that pass the Up-Goer-Five test, and the sequel thread going on here. They're funny, but they're even better when you read them out loud ( Read more... )

Happy Halloween, everybody! I saw some folks in the Northeast U.S. checked in today to say they were okay, and I'm glad. Though it still sounds like there's a lot of power outages and cleanup to be had among you. I hope it goes quickly. *hugs*

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