Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. It politely asks which fruit he wants.
The first minutes of The Office I've ever seen feature a dead goose. IT'S FATE! OK, seriously... I have no idea what's going on there (my guess is... not much), but I was and always will be a big fan of that other show about nothing, so... It works for me.
...until she is your ho no mo'. LOL! Steve Carell's delivery made that line. Pam is sweet, in a she's-real-and-nice kind of way, not in a I-want-to-staple-her-ear-to-my-desk way.
Back to watching.
LOLZ, Golden Globes? Dude... are you serious? Hahaha...
Kiefer better fucking win, that's all I'm saying.
ETA: Um... do I need to spoiler-cut that bit about the goose?
ETA some more:
Steve Carell singing a John Meyer song at the Christmas party? Haha.
Ladies and gentelemen, we have a winner.
...until she is your ho no mo'. LOL! Steve Carell's delivery made that line. Pam is sweet, in a she's-real-and-nice kind of way, not in a I-want-to-staple-her-ear-to-my-desk way.
Back to watching.
LOLZ, Golden Globes? Dude... are you serious? Hahaha...
Kiefer better fucking win, that's all I'm saying.
ETA: Um... do I need to spoiler-cut that bit about the goose?
ETA some more:
Steve Carell singing a John Meyer song at the Christmas party? Haha.
Ladies and gentelemen, we have a winner.