Jack Bauer once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch.
'twas a pretty uneventful weekend, but I'm getting ready for another week of TV orgy. I watched a rerun of Heroes (the flashback ep, Six Months Ago was it? Anyway... Hiro is my Hero. Love him!) and all I can say, they better move its timeslot once 24 comes back in January because otherwise I'll be up till midnight trying to catch up with Tivo. I need to see both live, dammit!
Speaking of which, today TiVo decided to record an episode of Day 3 I'd already seen and I was going to delete it until I realized it was the one where Jack and Nina take turns tying each other up and they have angry, hate!sex... wait. That never happened on the actual show. Damn. (Well... they handcuff each other and I swear it's hot if you look at it with the right attitude :p). But they did make out while Jack's handcuffed to a chair and then he headbutted her. That's how Teh Bauer rolls, you know. I think I'm gonna hang on to that one for a little longer while I catch up with Days 3 and 4. ;)
I've also watched the newest House and I declare here and now that I like Cameron and her feminine sweaters. From I've read chez
meyerlemon's, that's not a popular opionion to have in that fandom, but I don't care. I have a thing for emo doctors with beautiful eyes who care about people they shouldn't care about.
I have to go see what shows I have to watch/TiVo tomorrow. But first, I better finish up asking Foxy some questions. Yeah, I would propose if he weren't already married.
ETA:
tattiff, I forgot to give you this link, didn't I?
Jack Bauer brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.
Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer says "Screw it," your reply is, "What position, sir?". [Hehe. This is not a joke *ahem*]
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
And these are just from the first page.
Speaking of which, today TiVo decided to record an episode of Day 3 I'd already seen and I was going to delete it until I realized it was the one where Jack and Nina take turns tying each other up and they have angry, hate!sex... wait. That never happened on the actual show. Damn. (Well... they handcuff each other and I swear it's hot if you look at it with the right attitude :p). But they did make out while Jack's handcuffed to a chair and then he headbutted her. That's how Teh Bauer rolls, you know. I think I'm gonna hang on to that one for a little longer while I catch up with Days 3 and 4. ;)
I've also watched the newest House and I declare here and now that I like Cameron and her feminine sweaters. From I've read chez
meyerlemon's, that's not a popular opionion to have in that fandom, but I don't care. I have a thing for emo doctors with beautiful eyes who care about people they shouldn't care about.
I have to go see what shows I have to watch/TiVo tomorrow. But first, I better finish up asking Foxy some questions. Yeah, I would propose if he weren't already married.
ETA:
tattiff, I forgot to give you this link, didn't I?
Jack Bauer brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.
Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer says "Screw it," your reply is, "What position, sir?". [Hehe. This is not a joke *ahem*]
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
And these are just from the first page.